- 23 Oct 09, 06:33#164956
Thanks for making the thread EwmanM
I had a hard time choosing though, because every candidate is a worthy douche.
But in the end I voted for Piquet, he's the undisputed king of douche's. He's what future douche's will look up to, and think "gee I wanna be like him one day." Then one day, he will write an autobiography titled "Nelson Piquet Junior: My Life as a Douche Bag." He will follow it up with douche trading card games, where you can trade cards based off of other douche's.
"Hey I'll trade you my Ralf Schumacher for your Bernie Ecclestone."
"No way!! My Bernie has way higher douche points than Ralf."
"Okay Okay. Here I'll throw in my Kanye West and Bret Michaels, and it'll be fair"
"Deal"
He'll then make a fortune selling other douche related products, and eventually trade mark the word douche. All of his douchey work will then amount to nothing when Flavio Briatore sues his arse dry for "deliberately telling me to be a douche bag," ending speculation that Flavio Briatore was indeed not a douche, even though he really was. He was just mad that Nelsinho fired him for being sh!tty at his job selling douche related products. So at the end of the day, Nelsinho will just be a douche waiting to prove himself again. And they lived happily ever after, the end.
I had a hard time choosing though, because every candidate is a worthy douche.
But in the end I voted for Piquet, he's the undisputed king of douche's. He's what future douche's will look up to, and think "gee I wanna be like him one day." Then one day, he will write an autobiography titled "Nelson Piquet Junior: My Life as a Douche Bag." He will follow it up with douche trading card games, where you can trade cards based off of other douche's.
"Hey I'll trade you my Ralf Schumacher for your Bernie Ecclestone."
"No way!! My Bernie has way higher douche points than Ralf."
"Okay Okay. Here I'll throw in my Kanye West and Bret Michaels, and it'll be fair"
"Deal"
He'll then make a fortune selling other douche related products, and eventually trade mark the word douche. All of his douchey work will then amount to nothing when Flavio Briatore sues his arse dry for "deliberately telling me to be a douche bag," ending speculation that Flavio Briatore was indeed not a douche, even though he really was. He was just mad that Nelsinho fired him for being sh!tty at his job selling douche related products. So at the end of the day, Nelsinho will just be a douche waiting to prove himself again. And they lived happily ever after, the end.